Oops, all stitches!

About a week ago I began working on a typical Eastwood stitched belt when something happened.
 
The next thing I remember was being handcuffed about 76 hours later when I was reportedly found "nesting" behind the stacks of 50lb cat food bags at the Dollar General in Port Jervis, wearing nothing but this belt. 
 
The intervening time is a blank. The MRI didn't show anything abnormal, but I'm left with a lot of questions, so I'm offering this belt up for sale to fund some memory regression hypnosis, in the hope that it will help me understand what exactly happened. For now, the only clue I have is this belt.
 
I realize that the price might seem high, but on a cost-per-stitch basis it's actually a pretty good deal.
 
40mm wide, size 39 to fit a pant size of approximately 36, but please check the sizing guide before purchasing.
 
Made by hand.